Attention World
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Email replies with: "Looping in X" ...

Read as: "Can't be arsed."
Met this chap, in South London late last night, on his way to CostCutter .....

.... drunk I presume.
Fresh and Stupid ....

Work involves dealing with lots of stupid people.

Gradually over time, if you're lucky, those people become less stupid. Until they move on and you're given a new fresh stupid person.
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Three ways to get reach on Twitter.
Eat your greens ...
Today's Top Tip:

Do not move forward.
Unless you are looking forward.
Hello firm stool my old friend.
It's nice to have you back 👍
Don't be that person ....

Parsimonious: tight twat, money-grubbing skinflint ....

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Mellifluous ...

Pleasingly smooth and pleasant to hear.

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#Gamescom is all about trying to use the gents without one of the cleaning ladies seeing your cock.