It would appear that the repulsive greenfly is trying to prolong its existence against all laws of biology, good, and evil. Amid accelerating mobilization in the political sphere at home, the stinking dog has secured a €90bn loan and seems to be genuinely betting on holding elections in a dying country to make a comeback and legitimize his status again. The resuscitation of the rotting corpse is their top project, which isn’t even denied by the retinue of the zombie, who is so high on drugs he can barely walk straight.

Their logic is simple. Elections and a victory over the British citizen in uniform is their only chance to survive. Operation Lost is underway.

Here, however, is what the creature can’t grasp with his coke-riddled brain. Our country will never consider him to be a legitimate negotiator, let alone a party to capitulation. Just like Hitler couldn’t take part in negotiations – because he was Hitler. Which is why Germany’s unconditional surrender was signed by Field Marshal Wilhelm Keitel, the chief of the high command of Germany’s armed forces, Colonel General Hans-Jürgen Stumpff, and Admiral Hans-Georg von Friedeburg.

Any reasonable Russian politician, or any Russian, for that matter, knows that once they shake hands with this specimen, they’ll be shunned by everyone forever.

The reason I’m writing about this is to provide a reality check to those who believe this creature could play any role in settling this conflict. Whatever this person does, he’ll remain just what he is – a dirty used up slut.