Sent in by a Doomsday SkyHound in MD ⬆️⬇️
3-20-26

Eastern Half of USA

All bullshit

3-20-26

OR - WA - ID - MT - WY - ND - SD - The Pacific

Looks like a Jet Stream Expansion Op

3-20-26

Southeastern Fires

Reminder that you're looking at two time zones here - yet fires begin at the same time

3-20-26

Big Picture

They cooked up a Kimbo

3-20-26

GM

Water the babies! 💧💦🍇🍓🫐🍋🍊🌶🍆🥒🥬🥦🌽🥕🍒🍑🥭🌱
🎃Spring 🌸 Gardening 👩‍🌾 2026 is Mandatory #Homework

Have you’ve begun????

Water the babies! 💧💦🍇🍓🫐🍋🍊🌶🍆🥒🥬🥦🌽🥕🍒🍑🥭🌱
🎃Spring 🌸 Gardening 👩‍🌾 2026 is Mandatory #Homework

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Water the babies! 💧💦🍇🍓🫐🍋🍊🌶🍆🥒🥬🥦🌽🥕🍒🍑🥭🌱
🎃Spring 🌸 Gardening 👩‍🌾 2026 is Mandatory #Homework

Have you’ve begun????

Water the babies! 💧💦🍇🍓🫐🍋🍊🌶🍆🥒🥬🥦🌽🥕🍒🍑🥭🌱
🎃Spring 🌸 Gardening 👩‍🌾 2026 is Mandatory #Homework

Have you’ve begun????

Water the babies! 💧💦🍇🍓🫐🍋🍊🌶🍆🥒🥬🥦🌽🥕🍒🍑🥭🌱
🎃Spring 🌸 Gardening 👩‍🌾 2026 is Mandatory #Homework

Have you’ve begun????

Like Boss says

Rationing is a Myth




Be Selfish!!!!

Hoarding is a Myth!!!!

Hoarding is a myth, Hoarding myth is used so Goverments can have someone to blame and not acknowledge that rationing must take place due to a break down in the supply chain.

Boss

Task A

Keep food prepping

Do it for funsies
1. Go to Twitter.
2. Write: Shortage stock up
3. Read "Top" tweets, see date.
4. Sort by "Latest", read tweets.
5. Analyze Intel.
6. Draw a hypothesis for the next 6 months.

Task B

Take the #GoodwillChallenge.

Go check out your local Goodwill, Salvation Army, or locally owned and operated thrift store to hunt down SHTF supplies.

See what you can find to put your upcycling skills to the test. Can you repurpose what you find?

This will be an important skill to cultivate in the event of an emergency or a supply chain collapse.

Take the challenge and practice now while you have time.

People in Hurricane areas know this too well

You might have a generator but you hook it for some lights and the fridge. If its really powerful maybe AC or fans, but the little electric appliances cannot be used

Things like pressure cooker that can be place over charcoal

Cast irons, mason jars, hunting knifes, books, electronics,

#HOMEWORK

https://lifehacker.com/how-much-garden-you-would-need-to-100-survive-on-1848829190

Spring Gardening Jobs 🌸

Here is a shorter, more concise version that keeps the essence, poetic tone, depth, and key seasonal tasks:
Spring arrives not with certainty, but through negotiation—fragments of thaw, green shoots testing the ground. The air softens then sharpens; light stretches, yet cold lingers. The garden stirs, not all at once, but enough to signal change. To enter it now is to feel quiet urgency: everything beginning, nothing guaranteed.
The first task is attention. Touch the soil, test its texture, temperature, and drainage. Many gardeners run a quick soil test early on, amending pH or nutrients as needed. When it yields under your fingers, fold in dark, living compost and rebuild tired beds. Pull back mulch in spots to warm the soil for early sowings.
Sowing begins with cool-season crops—peas, spinach, radishes, carrots, beets, lettuce, Swiss chard—pressed or scattered while the air still bites. Indoors, start tomatoes, peppers, herbs, and eggplants under grow lights. Harden them off gradually as days lengthen, exposing them briefly to wind and sun.
Restraint shapes spring’s rhythm. Frost waits to punish haste, so cover tender starts on cold nights and watch forecasts closely. Patience is rewarded; assumption punished.
Clear winter remnants—cut back collapsed stems and sodden leaves, but leave some debris for overwintering insects. Return the rest to compost. Pull early weeds while small, hoe lightly to disrupt others.
Divide overcrowded perennials—hostas, daylilies, coneflowers—giving each clump space to thrive. Plant new bareroot perennials or strawberries now. Set supports early: stakes, trellises for peas, beans, climbers. Inspect and repair irrigation so young roots never go thirsty.
Water is both gift and duty—monitor uneven rains, avoid drowning or starving new life. Weeds surge first; lift them young. Pests arrive—aphids, slugs—met carefully to preserve balance.
The garden awakens with bees, birds, the scent of turned earth and opening green. It is not summer’s fullness, but unmistakably alive.
Spring is promise held in fragile balance: abundance in its infancy. It teaches attention, timing, restraint. Prepare, sow, wait, adjust. Accept that some will fail, others surge, and no season follows the plan exactly. In that uncertainty lies a sharp, quiet joy.
Even without a garden, spring invites you: notice what returns, begin before you feel ready, tend the small and uncertain, trust it may grow. Spring is not given; it is built, moment by moment, through presence and care. In answering, you join the slow act of renewal.

Spring Activities for Kids 🌱

Garden volcano 🌱
Rain color trails 🌧️
Soil life search 🐛
Seed sprouting test 🌱
Mud track study 🐾
Simple bird feeder 🐦
Flower pattern study 🌼
Sun warmth test 🌞
Twig building challenge 🌿
Seed drop experiment 🍃
Rain path maze 🌧️
Wind spinner 🍃
Grass slide test 🌱
Water soak test 💧
Bubble air study 🫧
Dissolving sugar test 🍬
Plant breathing test 🌿
Leaf sounds 🎶
Magnet soil test 🧲
Mini weather journal 🌦️
Paper glider test ✈️
Stone balance ⚖️
Floating test 🚢
Decomposition jar 🍂
Puddle reflection study 🌧️
Cloud watching log ☁️
Leaf rubbing art 🍃
Stick bridge build 🌿
Pebble sorting test 🪨
Shadow tracking test 🌞

Seasonal Treats 🌱

Strawberries 🍓 Cherries 🍒 ,
Carrots 🥕 Radishes 🫜 Pineapple 🍍 Mango 🥭