Happy dancer !

In France, a woman was looting merchandise from a store.
When someone told her, "What you're doing is haram" (religiously forbidden), she replied:

"Who said I'm a Muslim? I'm Jewish."

authorities find that those who blindly listen to authorities are more intelligent

Jewish settlers stabbed 20 sheep and goats to death during an attack on a farm belonging to the Palestinian Darbani family in the town of Kafr Malik, east of Ramallah.