🇮🇷 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 — BREAKING: PRELIMINARY INFORMATION INDICATES THAT IRAN CLOSED THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ AGAIN.

@IntelSlava

I've collected some truly remarkable quotes from Israeli officials:

• “A ceasefire being in effect does not prevent us from continuing operations.”
• “A ceasefire does not mean ceasing fire. It means not escalating the attacks.”
• “If Hezbollah tries to confront Israeli advances in southern Lebanon, we will defend ourselves and retaliate.”

“A ceasefire does not mean ceasing fire” is apparently a brand-new contribution to the English language. If you're confused by that, you're probably just an anti-semite.

And the logic gets even better:

“Yes, we're in a ceasefire. We'll keep advancing into your territory, but you're not allowed to resist. And if you do resist, we'll retaliate because you're violating the ceasefire.”

At this point, one has to wonder why it's called a ceasefire at all. By that definition, a ceasefire seems to mean that one side keeps doing whatever it wants while the other side is expected to sit quietly and applaud.