Create an ultra-realistic editorial portrait using the uploaded photo as the only identity reference. Preserve the face, skin tone, and natural hair color without beautifying or reshaping.

Set the scene in a retro teal-tiled bathroom with a cinematic 70s × Y2K indie-sleaze vibe, warm tungsten lighting, harsh yellow flash, deep shadows, film grain, and high contrast.

Dress the subject in an oversized brown houndstooth blazer, dark burgundy shirt, gold chains, and yellow-tinted gold aviator glasses. Use messy textured hair and a bold expression while holding a huge teal coffee mug close to the camera.

Shoot from a steep top-down angle with an 8mm fisheye lens and strong barrel distortion, making the mug and head appear oversized while the body shrinks toward the bottom. Keep everything photorealistic and anatomically natural.