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In Imperial Japan, US army drives you, robs you and "allegedly" murders you?

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It just ain't gonna fly...

Iran isn't buying the Flydubai hijacking.

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Bikini Bottom comedy night

SpongePete Hegseth's joke sinks quicker than his military credentials.

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โšกTanker struck by multiple missiles off the coast of Qatar - casualties being reported

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๐Ÿค” Sudden Sinkhole Swallows Car in Chennai, India ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

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๐Ÿ’ฉ A descendant of Sherlock Holmes, ladies and gentlemen.

Kaja Kallas can't see her own fecal matter through the magnifying glass.

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US embassy reveals a number of its nationals have been detained in Saudi Arabia for taking photos related to Houthi attacks

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Piers Morgan: Do you feel betrayed?

Zelensky: Between us... yes.

You're on a talk show that gets millions of views! Between us... ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Zelensky requests Elon Musk switch Starlink back on

๐Ÿ“ž Helpline: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have you paid your bill?

Line drops.

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Trump says peace isn't possible with Zelensky

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GrabGPT...

The suspect told police the photo can't be him because he doesn't sweat.

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๐Ÿค‘ Desperate Zelensky Personally Greets Every Single European Leader As He Begs Arrives in Brussels

The desire for free cash is strongโ€ฆ

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Trump Pauses Russia Sanctions Citing U.S. National Security

Sections of the new Lindsey Graham Act that were due to come into effect - including huge tariffs on buyers of Russian energy - have been halted by executive order.

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Meanwhile.... Zelensky gets his cue to act from the media

He smiles at being called Trump's scapegoat.

Plot twist: He's actually making energy more expensive for Europeans.

Still laughing now?

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Oil Prices Up, Tech Value Slumps

Trump will almost certainly be subjected to criticism across the board for pausing sanctions...

... but the reality is Brent Crude just touched $110 dollars for the first time since May.

He's probably doing the muppets in Europe a favour. If they don't care, the likes of India will at least benefit.

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The moment you realise you've been played like a second-hand jazz flute

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Will he be one of them?

EU social benefits... winner, winner, chicken kiev dinner.

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Nothing says โ€œweโ€™ve got this under controlโ€ quite like firing your top war planner

With reports America will reignite the conflict with Iran, Pete Hegseth has fired the man in charge of organising it, Lt Gen. Brett Sylvia. He's the second person removed from the post.

A military purge before every escalation? At this point, it appears sacking a top official is part of the opening ceremony.

๐Ÿ“… Timeline:

October 2025: Lt. Gen. McGee (J5 / strategy, plans & policy on Joint Staff) forced to retire. Gen. Mingus (Army Vice Chief of Staff) pushed out

February 28: US and Israeli begin Operation Epic Fury / Roaring Lion

April 2: During intense phase of Iran campaign, Gen. George (Army Chief of Staff) and Gen. Hodne (Army Transformation and Training Command) and Maj. Gen. Green Jr. (Army Chief of Chaplains) - FIRED

April 7โ€“8: Short ceasefire begins

April 13: US orders naval blockade of Iranian ports

June 17: Pakistan-brokered Islamabad Memorandum signed

July 2: Gen. Donahue (commanding general, US Army Europe and Africa) resigns

July 7โ€“8: Memorandum collapses over shipping attacks; fighting resumes. War continues into late October with tanker/mine incidents, Houthi attacks

September 1: Army Secretary Driscoll resigns after repeated clashes with Hegseth

October 28: Army Lt. Gen. Sylvia (J5, Pentagonโ€™s top military planner on the Joint Staff) - FIRED

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