Gun Stores See 7000% Increase In Customers Looking For Totally Awesome Gun That Blows The Lungs Out Of Bad Guys
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Gun Stores See 7000% Increase In Customers Looking For Totally Awesome Gun That Blows The Lungs Out Of Bad Guys
U.S.—Gun stores across America have seen a major increase in interest as customers flock to their stores to find the "totally awesome gun that blows the lungs out of bad guys." The gun, which doesn't exist, has inadvertently boosted the sale of 9mm…
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Review Of [Latest Marvel Movie]: A Film Where Things Happen, Heroes Punch Bad Guys, And Sometimes There Are Jokes
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Nation's Podcast Hosts Suddenly Realize They're All Just Interviewing Each Other About Each Other's Podcasts
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Biden's Teleprompter Resigns To Take Job At MSNBC
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Dryer, Dishwasher, Air Conditioner Secretly Conspire In Dead Of Night To All Break Down At Same Time
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Susan From Middletown, CO Selected As The Recipient Of The 3.7 Bottles Of Baby Formula Biden Got
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Emperor Palpatine Builds A Bigger, Even More Powerful Death Star Equipped With A 9mm
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In Honor Of Pride Month Chick-Fil-A Waffle Fries Will Be Seasoned With Salt From Lot’s Wife
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Tragic: Everyone Thinks Matt Walsh Is Being Sarcastic Asking What A Woman Is But He Legitimately Doesn't Know And No One Will Tell Him
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Is Hillary Clinton Sending Hitmen After You? Look For These Troubling Signs
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Chicago School's 'Gun-Free Zone' Sign Riddled With Bullet Holes
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CNN Rebrands To JAN6NN
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After Handgun Ban, Canadian Bandits Begin Politely Robbing Tim Horton’s With Finger Guns
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After Handgun Ban, Canadian Bandits Begin Politely Robbing Tim Horton’s With Finger Guns
TORONTO—An embarrassing crime wave has taken Toronto by storm as criminals, emboldened by Canada's ban on handguns, have begun holding up businesses armed with nothing but finger guns. Tim Hortons, a popular Canadian cafe, is reportedly among the hardest…
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Study Finds People With Thousands Of Unread Emails Are Most Likely To Become Serial Killers
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Awe-Inspiring Facts You May Not Know About Trump
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Protocol Droid Fluent In Six Million Forms Of Communication Still Can't Understand What Biden Is Saying
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Man Buying Pack Of Gum Asks Cashier To Be Patient As He Moves Some Money Around
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Colin Kaepernick Transitions In Order To Make Carolina Panthers Cheer Squad
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Out-Of-Work Teacher Forced To Shout Out Her Sexual Preferences To Random Kids At The Playground
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Child Playing In Meadow Stung By Fish
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