San Francisco Announces Plan To Release Monkeys Onto The Streets To Fling Away All The Poo

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Media Admits They Lied About That Russia Collusion Thing But Are Totally Telling The Truth About Everything Else

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/media-admits-they-lied-about-that-russia-collusion-thing-but-are-totally-telling-the-truth-about-everything-else

New Babylon Bee video!

Kirk Cameron Pitches Exciting New Christian Movie Ideas

WATCH: https://youtu.be/-cM2N7cyaas

Elon Musk Apologizes To Magneto For Comparing Him To George Soros

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-apologizes-to-magneto-for-comparing-him-to-george-soros

Indiana Jones Changes Name To 'Land Stolen From Indigenous Peoples Jones'

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/indiana-jones-changes-name-to-land-stolen-from-indigenous-peoples-jones

Zelensky Announces Run For Second Term Of U.S. Presidency

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-announces-run-for-second-term-of-us-presidency

New Babylon Bee video!

Apple Explains Why You Should Get Your Kids An iPhone

WATCH: https://youtu.be/zm7KJJgJ-Dw

Governor Newsom To Require All Toddler Racecar Beds Be Electric By 2030

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/governor-newsom-to-require-all-toddler-racecar-beds-be-electric-by-2030

Gandalf The White Returns As Gandalf The Black Upon Hearing About $1 Million Reparations

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Google Doodle Celebrates First Indigenous Transgender Water-Skier With No Legs

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/google-doodle-celebrates-first-indigenous-transgender-waterskiier-with-no-legs

Netflix Announces 'Wife Mode' Function That Explains Entire Movie Before It Starts

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/netflix-announces-wife-mode-function-that-explains-entire-movie-before-it-starts

Man Who Agrees With Every Single Corporation Thinks He's Part Of The Resistance

WATCH: https://youtu.be/P4CotEMBoa0

Biden Says Anyone Can Crash Twitter, It Takes A Real Leader To Crash Economy

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-anyone-can-crash-twitter-it-takes-a-real-leader-to-crash-economy

Tent Hunters: California Couple Searches For Their Dream Home

WATCH: https://youtu.be/mrMunV4y39I

8 Sure Signs The End Of The World Will Come This Year

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/10-sure-signs-the-end-of-the-world-will-come-this-year

In Honor Of Pride Month, Here Are The Babylon Bee's Top Genders

WATCH: https://youtu.be/jtro6W7ydIU

The Babylon Bee Talks With Elon Musk At Twitter HQ!

WATCH: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee/status/1664014211956236288?s=46&t=Ju3GVs9rTe2YgjLb8JCbtA

8 Non-Woke Places To Shop

SEE THEM HERE: https://babylonbee.com/news/8-non-woke-places-to-shop

Report: Sandbag That Tripped Biden On Stage Also Participated In Jan 6 Capitol Riot

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/report-sandbag-also-participated-in-jan-6-capitol-riot