DC-Area Pharmacies All Out Of Stimulants
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Democrats Warn That Migrants Committing Murder Could Result In More People Referring To Them By The Wrong Term
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Boeing Blames Gravity For Recent Mishaps
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READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-blames-gravity-for-recent-mishaps
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Due To Inflation, Subway Introduces New $5 Inch-Long
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READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-inflation-subway-introduces-new-5-inch-long
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How 13 Different News Outlets Covered Elon Musk’s Successful SpaceX Launch
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Media Reports Trump Threatened Nuclear War After He Says, 'This Guacamole Is The Bomb!'
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Confused By Your Husband's Cryptic Texts? Let The Babylon Bee Interpret Them For You
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Media Says Border Crisis Not An Invasion, It Is Simply A Group Of Military-Aged Males Using Force Against Our Military To Enter And Occupy The Country
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/media-wishing-there-were-some-sort-of-word-to-describe-military-aged-males-from-other-countries-mounting-an-assault-on-our-military-in-order-to-occupy-our-country
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/media-wishing-there-were-some-sort-of-word-to-describe-military-aged-males-from-other-countries-mounting-an-assault-on-our-military-in-order-to-occupy-our-country
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Meghan Markle Announces Netflix Show About How Hard It’s Been Dealing With Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis
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Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg Holds Emergency Press Conference To Announce He Is Taking 3 More Months Maternity Leave
READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-buttigieg-holds-emergency-press-conference-to-announce-he-is-taking-3-more-months-maternity-leave
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Nation Starting To Wonder If Diddy May Have Done A Few Of Those Things He Repeatedly Rapped About Doing
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READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-starting-to-wonder-if-diddy-may-have-done-a-few-of-those-things-he-repeatedly-rapped-about-doing
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Diddy Hired As New President Of Nickelodeon Studios
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READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/after-revelation-of-relationships-with-child-actors-diddy-hired-as-new-president-of-nickelodeon-studios
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Roman Soldiers Excited For Super-Easy Job Guarding Tomb Of Some Jewish Guy
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New All-Female 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' Movie Just Two Hours Of Boats Backing Into Rocks
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In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People
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Caitlin Clark Canonized As Saint After Performing Miracle Of Making Women's Basketball Watchable
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China Offers To Send 100,000 Soldiers To Taiwan To Assist With Earthquake Cleanup
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READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/china-offers-to-send-100000-soldiers-to-taiwan-to-assist-with-earthquake-cleanup
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California Proposes Another Minimum Wage Increase So People Can Afford Products Made More Expensive By Previous Minimum Wage Increase
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READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/california-proposes-another-minimum-wage-increase-so-people-can-afford-products-made-more-expensive-by-previous-minimum-wage-increase
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