Bad News II
#My wife was in the emergency room. She was having a baby. Few minutes later, the #doctor came out and...DOCTOR: I've got #good news and #bad news. #Me:- What happened doctor?#DOCTOR: Your wife is dead!Ame:-Ok, what's the #bad news?
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#My wife was in the emergency room. She was having a baby. Few minutes later, the #doctor came out and...DOCTOR: I've got #good news and #bad news. #Me:- What happened doctor?#DOCTOR: Your wife is dead!Ame:-Ok, what's the #bad news?
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I am sick
I was ill and goes to the doctor and describes my illness...#me: Doctor, I am always feeling weak.#DOCTOR: (gives me a medicine) You must always take #four tea-spoonful of this medicine before every meal.#me: Ok Doctor, but there is one problem.#DOCTOR: What's the problem?#me: I have only three spoons at home.
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I was ill and goes to the doctor and describes my illness...#me: Doctor, I am always feeling weak.#DOCTOR: (gives me a medicine) You must always take #four tea-spoonful of this medicine before every meal.#me: Ok Doctor, but there is one problem.#DOCTOR: What's the problem?#me: I have only three spoons at home.
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Examining a female patient brutally beaten by her husband, The #Doctor tells her;
"Your heart, lungs, pulse and BP are all okay. Now let me see #that_cute_little_thing which gets you Ladies into all kinds of trouble."
#The_Lady immediately starts taking off her skirt and underwear.
The Doctor shocked said;
"No! No! Please! No! Put on your clothes Madam, Just show me your #tongue!!!
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"Your heart, lungs, pulse and BP are all okay. Now let me see #that_cute_little_thing which gets you Ladies into all kinds of trouble."
#The_Lady immediately starts taking off her skirt and underwear.
The Doctor shocked said;
"No! No! Please! No! Put on your clothes Madam, Just show me your #tongue!!!
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- #Doctor, will the second wave of coronavirus begin?
- I don't know, I'm not a politician
#stay_safe
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- I don't know, I'm not a politician
#stay_safe
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