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JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Russia advances bill to regulate & classify crypto as property and allow it in foreign trade.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Traders placed $430,000,000 in bets on lower oil prices minutes before President Trump announced ceasefire extension with Iran.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Treasury Secretary Bessent says crypto is going to be a "very important payment rail."

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Admiral Paparo says the United States is running a Bitcoin node.

"We have a node on the Bitcoin network…We're doing a number of operational tests to secure and protect networks using the Bitcoin protocol."

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If Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX didn't liquidate its investments following its collapse, it would still hold:

• Solana: $5.1 billion (27x)
• SpaceX: $15 billion (75x)
• Cursor: $3 billion (15,000x)
• Robinhood: $4.9 billion (8x)
• Anthropic: $82.3 billion (165x)
• Genesis Digital: $3.5 billion (3x)

Estimated Portfolio Value: $114,000,000,000

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JUST IN: Tesla $TSLA reveals none of its $900,000,000 Bitcoin was sold in Q1 2026.

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JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA invests $2,000,000,000 in SpaceX.

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JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA FSD subscriptions rise 51% in Q1 to 1.28 million.

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If Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX didn't liquidate its investments following its collapse, it would still hold:

• Solana: $5.1 billion (27x)
• SpaceX: $15 billion (75x)
• Cursor: $3 billion (15,000x)
• Robinhood: $4.9 billion (8x)
• Anthropic: $82.3 billion (165x)
• Genesis Digital: $3.5 billion (3x)

Estimated Portfolio Value: $114,000,000,000

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Tether freezes $344 million in $USDT following requests by US law enforcement.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says the US has "total control" over the Strait of Hormuz and "no ship can enter or leave" without US Navy approval.

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JUST IN: $4.8 trillion JPMorgan says DeFi exploits and flat growth are holding back institutional adoption.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 CNN says the stock market has been "up like a rocket" during Donald Trump's presidency.

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JUST IN: OpenAI officially releases new ChatGPT AI model GPT-5.5

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