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JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA invests $2,000,000,000 in SpaceX.

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JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA FSD subscriptions rise 51% in Q1 to 1.28 million.

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If Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX didn't liquidate its investments following its collapse, it would still hold:

• Solana: $5.1 billion (27x)
• SpaceX: $15 billion (75x)
• Cursor: $3 billion (15,000x)
• Robinhood: $4.9 billion (8x)
• Anthropic: $82.3 billion (165x)
• Genesis Digital: $3.5 billion (3x)

Estimated Portfolio Value: $114,000,000,000

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Tether freezes $344 million in $USDT following requests by US law enforcement.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says the US has "total control" over the Strait of Hormuz and "no ship can enter or leave" without US Navy approval.

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JUST IN: $4.8 trillion JPMorgan says DeFi exploits and flat growth are holding back institutional adoption.

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JUST IN: OpenAI officially releases new ChatGPT AI model GPT-5.5

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senator Cynthia Lummis says there is now "bipartisan support" for Congress to advance crypto market structure legislation.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 DOJ arrests US special forces soldier involved in Venezuelan President Maduro's capture for making over $400,000 betting on his removal from office.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 DOJ expected to drop criminal investigation into Fed Chair Jerome Powell.

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JUST IN: Nvidia $NVDA surges over 5%, adding $250,000,000,000 to its market cap today.

Total market cap: $5 trillion

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JUST IN: Google $GOOGL to invest up to $40,000,000,000 in Claude AI developer Anthropic.

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JUST IN: S&P 500 $SPX reaches new all-time high of 7,160

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump administration says $344 million $USDT frozen by Tether was linked to Iran.

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