👛 Over 1 million self-custodial Gram wallets activated on Telegram in the last 48 hours alone.

🥇 Gram is today’s #1 gainer among the top 100 coins by market cap, +14% in 24 hours.

😐 Unfair that CEOs who aren’t into Asian girls get fewer dating options from spy agencies.

👀 Where are the French/Russian/Iranian honeypots? Not one spy girl sent my way. Are they even trying? 🤷‍♀️

🌈 France is excused — their decision-makers aren’t into girls. Everyone else: try harder! 🤨

CORRECTION: Spy agencies are trying after all.

I checked my IG DMs: hundreds of very interested “models” 🤌

🤌 But Instagram? In 2026? Send me NFTs and Grams on Telegram like professionals.

DMs are cheap. Grams hold their value. 💎

🤦‍♀️ Jensen made a rookie mistake. He had a board.

In 2014, my board kicked me out for saying no to spies.

In 2026, Jensen’s board kicked him out for saying yes to one.

🤨 So the board gets you either way.

Founders — don’t have a board. Be the board 😏