*TIFU by going to a supermarket chain and admitting I shoplifted for ~2years*

For my last 4semesters of uni i was shoplifting at a supermarket chain here in germany. I felt bad for doing so, thats why i always wrote up what i stole in my google keep app. last sunday i spent the whole day putting it all together in a huge excel file and thought to myself that, now that i have a good paying job (since august) - i can pay it back! i even stayed at the little apartment im in so i can put the money aside faster than if i had moved. so today i went to an atm and got the cash i needed to (only 971 euros, i was surprised how low the amount was) and went to the supermarket where i stole from with it. i told a woman who was putting stuff up the shelves' if i could see the manager, she asked why and i said i had shoplifted. she got me into this room and asked me to wait and that he'll be here. when he got here i told him about everything, with the printed out excel and the money. he told me that he didnt realise that it was me who was stealing it, they have caught some shoplifters but still saw the inventory not adding up. he was thankful and asked me to wait. i waited for like half an hour, kind of anxiously but also relieved. he came back with 2 policemen who repeated my story and asked me if it was true. i was a bit hesitent but the manager said that the conversation had been recorded. i said yes and basically they made me sign all these forms acknowledging what i did. now im looking towards jailtime and losing my job. TL;DR shoplifted for 2years due to money problems, told the store about it today, looking to lose my new job i got due to my degree and facing jailtime aswell submitted by /u/Syranog to r/tifu [link] [comments]
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TIFU by going to a supermarket chain and admitting I shoplifted for ~2years

For my last 4semesters of uni i was shoplifting at a supermarket chain here in germany. I felt bad for doing so, thats why i always wrote up what i stole in my google keep app. last sunday i spent the whole day putting it all together in a huge excel file and thought to myself that, now that i have a good paying job (since august) - i can pay it back! i even stayed at the little apartment im in so i can put the money aside faster than if i had moved. so today i went to an atm and got the cash i needed to (only 971 euros, i was surprised how low the amount was) and went to the supermarket where i stole from with it. i told a woman who was putting stuff up the shelves' if i could see the manager, she asked why and i said i had shoplifted. she got me into this room and asked me to wait and that he'll be here. when he got here i told him about everything, with the printed out excel and the money. he told me that he didnt realise that it was me who was stealing it, they have caught some shoplifters but still saw the inventory not adding up. he was thankful and asked me to wait. i waited for like half an hour, kind of anxiously but also relieved. he came back with 2 policemen who repeated my story and asked me if it was true. i was a bit hesitent but the manager said that the conversation had been recorded. i said yes and basically they made me sign all these forms acknowledging what i did. now im looking towards jailtime and losing my job. TL;DR shoplifted for 2years due to money problems, told the store about it today, looking to lose my new job i got due to my degree and facing jailtime aswell submitted by /u/Syranog to r/tifu link comments
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