Some of you may remember over the months of November through to mid Feb that the dozy drug dealing Scouse twat pretended to be in the foothills of southern Spain whilst in fact he was living it up with his gangsta mates in Dubai. But as Christmas neared his Irish friends passed him over to the Moroccans who were having a lot of fun playing "games at the port". Some you may remember O'Freckles telling all his Anchovy mates what a great Christmas day he was having with his family. Lying cunt that he is.

Of course some in Platypus Anchovy rather gave the game away like the moment Sprinter said on stream " I thought it was the middle of the night there" ...which given everyone was pretending he was in Spain, with only an hour's difference illustrates the complicity the Anchovies had in this less than comic deception.

What happens at the ports in Europe and the Middle East is best described as total cuntery.