The Bill featuring PCSO Vincent Burke

It just been an endless succession of lies with these two grifters. Be it in relation to Special Needs first marriage and child or his involvement with NA or HM's wages.

Perhaps, the biggest lie is that Platypus Anchovy are winning, well, you can't win if you are not even willing to take part.

Across the land there are local elections in May where Anchovies will be too busy camping rather than campaigning

There is little point even feigning the pretence of becoming a political party anymore. Just hand over your bank account details and be done with the charade.

As it happens the Howlers Monkeys new abode has one of the best what3words band names I have seen in a while. So I think you have already failed on the privacy front.

Never ever becoming a political party.

In a week where the Platypus Anchovy leadership finally revealed they can't be arsed to stand in elections owing to privacy concerns. WTF not figured politicians are public figures. Making every claim in their manifesto and every time they utter "we are winning" utterly worthless.

Sprinter continues the quest of political irrelevance by talking about WW2 ( still can't get over his side losing), the Oscars and the Ukraine with an American dude rather than the nat of the moment, Fanning, who is relegated to the graveyard hour with ham hands, the Butcher of Broxburn.

With every breath Platypus Anchovy reaching new levels of political irrelevance but donations pour in for Sprinter.

A cult. Should probably change a consonant.

Here we have the Patriotic Alternative deputy leader finally admit they have no intention in running in elections to save our people. It’s been 3 or so years of selling our people the lie that they’re trying to become a political party.

What is the actual point of Patriotic Alternative? It’s just a social club that has activists putting themselves on the line by posting leaflets, doing banner drops (mainly in the middle of nowhere) and a very small conference twice a year. What is the purpose of patriotic alternative then if it is not to stand people in elections?! This was supposedly the whole point of PA, we have been led to believe for years now. And if their own deputy leader is unwilling to stand in elections due to security concerns, how can they expect or ask that of their members/supporters?

They’ve been on record many times putting many registered political organisations down. The only positive for PA from you joining them is they’ll earn more and more 💵

We all know the various grifts that the PA leaders and regional organisers have going but there's a new grift in town.

Kenny Smith has launched an arms length publishing company called Claymore Books. He'll be relentlessly flogging his shite books to the PA flock to prove their loyalty.

Welcome to Smiths Homework Club.

So what's he flogging? In the process of being republished, 'How It Was Done' by Steven Smith is about how a small regional faction of the BNP achieved a tiny bit of success before it all blew up in their stupid faces almost immediately.

So who is this Steven Smith cunt?

Well, he made a tit of himself by picketing a holocaust rememberence event with a sign that said "Exploiting the dead for political gain is shameful". Perhaps someone should point out what his old buddy Kenny Smith attempted to do with the tragic racist murder of Kris Donald...

Perhaps the funniest thing about Smiths book How It Was Done is that after he wrote it, he was convicted of election fraud due to faking nominations and their signatures.

Steve Smith is yet another anti-Griffin/Collett 'Decemberist' that has now been welcomed into the PA fold for some reason [reason being: Kenny Smith].

Smith moved from one failure to another. From the BNP to jail to England First to British People's Party to the National Front and finally resting in the career-nationalist's graveyard of Patriotic Alternative.

He's just another pawn in the Kenny Smith masterplan to oust Mark Collett who he has openly hated for two decades.

You need to look at what Kenny smith and Steve Blake are coming out with. The increased emphasis on leafleting. That book Kenny keeps promoting. Obvious they’re going down that route. Wether it succeeds is another thing and yeah the deputy leader saying not standing due to safety isn’t a good look.

So Tommeh is skint but he was able to take his kids on holiday to Mexico? Well, it's all gone Pete Tong, he's been arrested, detained and is being deported to be re-arrested in England.

Damn that's good optics, delivering a speech through a fence in a crash helmet to passers by who can't hear you. 👏