🙃 Other Jokes
Theory is when one knows everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything works but nobody knows why. In our lab, theory and practice go hand in hand: nothing works and nobody knows why.
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Theory is when one knows everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything works but nobody knows why. In our lab, theory and practice go hand in hand: nothing works and nobody knows why.
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🙃 Other Jokes
Dear parents, if you want to find out where your son or daughter is in the house, simply turn off Wi-Fi and wait.
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Dear parents, if you want to find out where your son or daughter is in the house, simply turn off Wi-Fi and wait.
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🍏 School Jokes
There's a story about a teacher who told his students, “You know you're making progress in English when you speak in English, think in English, and dream in English.”
One day a student came into the class very excited and said, “Teacher, Teacher, last night I dreamt in English!” The teacher said, “That's wonderful! What did you dream about?” And the student said, “I don't know, it was in English.”
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There's a story about a teacher who told his students, “You know you're making progress in English when you speak in English, think in English, and dream in English.”
One day a student came into the class very excited and said, “Teacher, Teacher, last night I dreamt in English!” The teacher said, “That's wonderful! What did you dream about?” And the student said, “I don't know, it was in English.”
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🌡 Medicine Jokes
Doctor: You should take at least 10 glasses of water every day.
Patient: It’s impossible.
Doctor: Why?
Patient: I have only 4 glasses at home!
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Doctor: You should take at least 10 glasses of water every day.
Patient: It’s impossible.
Doctor: Why?
Patient: I have only 4 glasses at home!
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🍏 School Jokes
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in school.
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Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in school.
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💋 Women Jokes
- Mum! I do not want to marry Bill! He is redhead!
Dad from the other room:
- For a month living with you he will be gray-haired!
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- Mum! I do not want to marry Bill! He is redhead!
Dad from the other room:
- For a month living with you he will be gray-haired!
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🙃 Other Jokes
A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was falling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by.
"OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he steps into the closet.
At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!"
Repairman: "Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!"
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A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was falling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by.
"OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he steps into the closet.
At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!"
Repairman: "Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!"
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🙃 Other Jokes
A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was falling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by.
"OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he steps into the closet.
At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!"
Repairman: "Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!"
🔎 #jokes #j_other
A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was falling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by.
"OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he steps into the closet.
At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: "What the hell are you doing here!"
Repairman: "Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!"
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🙃 Other Jokes
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”
Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Mom, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white?”
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”
Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Mom, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white?”
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