#Laughter makes life Easy...!!

🤣Wonderful Definitions🤣

🟡School
A place where Parents pay and children play

💚Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.

🟤Nurse
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

🟣Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

⚫Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

🔴Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

🟣Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

🔵Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

🟢Father
A banker provided by nature

🔴Criminal
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught

⚫Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

🤴Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

🟠DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

😁Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

🟢Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


🟡Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

🔵Etc
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

🟤Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

🔴Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.