When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
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I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
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I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
There will be people here who don't like facebook, hit dislike button if you don't like facbook.
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There will be people here who don't like facebook, hit dislike button if you don't like facbook.
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All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
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