Bible Scholars Believe Noah Made Over 977 Trips To Home Depot During Ark Construction

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-scholars-believe-noah-made-over-977-trips-to-home-depot-during-ark-construction

Caitlin Clark To Retire From Spotlight And Enter WNBA

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-to-retire-from-spotlight-and-enter-wnba

🎙️ Tulsi Gabbard joins The Babylon Bee to discuss whether atheists can say ‘Aloha‘, her military service, and why she had to leave the Democratic Party.

WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5jsVXt6eow

O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/oj-simpson-excited-for-god-to-tell-him-who-real-killer-was

New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-diet-craze-sweeps-the-nation-where-you-pay-the-same-amount-of-money-for-food-but-eat-50-less

Cookie Monster Shows Off Stunning Weight Loss After Taking Ozempic

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/sesame-street-residents-shocked-after-cookie-monster-shows-off-weight-loss-from-taking-ozempic

God Agrees To Let Norm MacDonald Come Back To Earth For One Day To Bless Us With His O.J. Death Jokes

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/god-agrees-to-let-norm-macdonald-come-back-to-earth-for-1-day-to-bless-us-with-his-oj-death-jokes

Struggling Americans Hopeful Their Taxes Will Help Get The National Debt Down To A Manageable $34 Trillion

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/struggling-americans-hopeful-their-taxes-will-help-get-the-national-debt-down-to-a-manageable-34-trillion

TOMORROW: The Babylon Bee presents a brand-new interview show:

Travis Interviews the World - with our first guest, the apparently well-known Canadian man Jordan B Peterson

SNEAK PEEK: https://youtu.be/AO-vf7UHu6M

People Angry About Low WNBA Salaries Prepared To Do Anything Except Watch WNBA

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/people-angry-about-low-wnba-salaries-prepared-to-do-anything-except-watch-wnba#google_vignette

This is Travis. He’s on a mission to interview everyone.

First up, Canadian man Jordan B Peterson.

You’ll want to see this: https://youtu.be/s6IgyEYfLqw

Hillary Clinton Condemns Trump For Paying Hush Money To Political Liabilities Instead Of Just Killing Them

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-condemns-trump-for-paying-hush-money-to-political-liabilities-instead-of-just-killing-them

'The Tortured Poets Department' Review: We Usually Love Taylor Swift, But We Question Her Decision To Release An Album That's Just An Hour-Long Recording Of Her Sobbing In The Shower

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/the-tortured-poets-department-review-we-usually-love-taylor-swift-but-we-question-her-decision-to-release-an-album-thats-just-an-hour-long-recording-of-her-sobbing-in-the-shower

Introducing The Donald Trump Bible Translation

WATCH: https://youtu.be/ke4Lq9QbNqo

8 Changes Biden Made To Title IX

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/8-changes-biden-made-to-title-ix

HGTV Presents: House Squatters

WATCH: https://youtu.be/2Wnm3_oMf0g

10 Essential Life Skills Your Kid Will Learn At An Ivy League University

SEE THEM HERE: https://babylonbee.com/news/10-essential-life-skills-your-kid-will-learn-at-an-ivy-league-university

King Solomon Dies Of Old Age Waiting For 700 Wives To Decide On Restaurant

READ: https://babylonbee.com/news/king-solomon-dies-of-old-age-waiting-for-1000-wives-to-decide-on-restaurant

9 Reasonable Demands From Students Occupying Campus Buildings

SEE THEM HERE: https://babylonbee.com/news/9-reasonable-demands-from-students-occupying-campus-buildings

Woke Jesus

WATCH: https://youtu.be/tyXLLF-L8_0