After having sex with a fat girl*
#Me: Dear your jacket is on the floor.*
#Her: No beb that's my panty*
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@USA2A

#Her: im in love with you!

#Me: yea, and im in love with #beyonce....so guess we both aint getting what we want


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@USA2A

#Her:_ why u single?

#Me;_why im single:

My cat and i got into a fight the other day because I wouldn't give him አንባሻ, and that's about as much as relationship drama I'm willing to handle.

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@USA2A

#Her: I think I'm pregnant

#Me: ሄሎ ሄሎ... ም... አ... ሽኝ... ይቆራ... መልሼ ልደውልልሽ ቆይ

#Her: we're talking in person እኮ እዮባ


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@USA2A

#Her: babe i miss suc*ing yo d!ck

#Me: typing....

#Her: sorry wrong number

#Me: wait please አልተሳሳትሽም your guardian angle ነው የመራሽ ወደኔ nothing is coincidence. አልገባሽም ስንት ሀሳብ አዕምሮዬ ላይ እንደፈጠርሽ። በዚ ፍጥነት እኮ already shave አርጊያለው። your text pulled me out from a really dark place! ከቤት ሁላ መውጣት ጀምርያለው እኮ! ለምላስሽ flavor ለመፍጠር already nutella ገዝቻለው ! ሲጀመር ይሄ ወንጀል ነው! ከተኙበት መንጭቆ አስነስቶ ተሳስቺያለው አይባልም! ሀይል ነው ጣትሽን አስነስቶ ወደኔ ያስላከሽ

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@USA2A