📣 10 uncomfortable truths about crypto:

1️⃣ Most money is made before you can even buy the token on the open market.

2️⃣ Memes were promoted as “for the people” but were sophisticated money extraction schemes.

3️⃣ A great protocol doesn’t = great token.

4️⃣ InfoFi democratises access to kol content but underpays 95% of people who are participating for the bottom tier of deals.

5️⃣ Alt coins will present opportunities but long term belief in your bags will bury you, oh, and if you think long term means holding for 1 year, I mean more than a fortnight.

6️⃣ The smartest individuals don’t share their thoughts and plans publicly, they keep them private in telegram chats.

7️⃣ You either survive long enough to become a Bitcoin maxi or die an altcoin maxi.

8️⃣ We’re so very lucky to have Vitalik Buterin.

9️⃣ You won’t make it by randomly clicking a button, whilst crypto offers the best opportunities via its volatility, it equally takes them away.

1️⃣0️⃣ The game is won through survival.

It takes a while to arrive at these thoughts, and you eventually get to there through managing to survive your first bear market, your first huge drawdown, your first liquidation, your first rug pull, your first mistake and read on the market, your conviction placed on the wrong cryptocurrency.

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🚨 PumpFun co-founder is launching a token today

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Crypto money is the hardest "easy money" you'll ever make.

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Number of Failed Cryptocurrencies by Year

➡️ 2021: 2,584 tokens
➡️ 2022: 213,075 tokens
➡️ 2023: 245,049 tokens
➡️ 2024: 1,382,010 tokens
➡️ 2025: 11,564,909 tokens

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💰 Turned $12 into $100k in a month

A Polymarket user with the nickname ascetic started betting on Bitcoin going up with just $12.

After every win, he doubled the position and went all in again.

Over one month and 16 winning bets in a row, he grew the account to around $100k.

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BREAKING: Markets just dumped after President Trump commented on the Fed and Kevin Hassett.

Trump said:
"Fed officials don’t talk much. Hassett is good at talking. He was good on TV, I want to keep him where he is."

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$KAITO has dropped 20% since the clampdown on yappers was announced on X yesterday.

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The biggest mistake was not watching this video of bro back then

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Average perps trader farming 100 different dexes with a negative pnl for a $20 airdrop

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Any ideas? 😂

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BREAKING: Trump says the US will impose a 10% tariff on all goods imported from Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, and Finland starting February 1, 2026.

The tariff applies to all categories of goods sent to the US from these countries.

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"I have only 600 Bitcoins"

- Ichi, 2010

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Boomers controlling 60% of the world’s wealth watching your broke ass getting replaced by AI in the market place

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Someone is shilling this meme coin right now:

➡️ 23 trillion total supply
➡️ No supply cap
➡️ One node
➡️ 25% of supply minted in the last 3 years
➡️ Top 1% of holders control 30%
➡️ Backed by the U.S. government

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Which stage do you think we are in at the moment?

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If you'd invested $1,000 in Nvidia $NVDA 5 years ago (January 2021), it would be worth approximately $25,000–$28,000 today, delivering a ~2,400–2,700% total return.

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"Digital gold"

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Over $900M was liquidated across crypto markets in the past 24 hours, with roughly $800M coming from long positions

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Flying Tulip sale is finally live

Flying Tulip has announced the launch of its token sale on Curated, also known as Impossible. The sale will be conducted in two phases: whitelist and public.

Whitelist status can already be checked. If approved, access is granted via wallet connection, followed by standard registration and KYC.

👉 Sale link 👈

Sale terms
➡️ WL starts January 20 at 10:00 UTC and ends January 22
➡️ Public sale runs from January 27 to January 29
➡️ Token price is $0.10 per FT

Additional details are expected closer to launch.

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How to launch a crypto project in 2026:

➡️ Raise at 100M FDV
➡️ Realize nobody will buy that
➡️ Do an ICO at 20M FDV
➡️ Offer KOLs 10M FDV with 100% unlocked
➡️ Dump on retail

Crypto is a joke.

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