All four of the lightbulbs in my ceiling fixture went out at once and three of them cracked

Walked in to my Dad's study and prevented accidental fire from Magnifying glass burning stationary

In this subway you no longer talk to the people making the sandwich

roach in a packet of foam balls in a party store i saw today.

I just found a closed safe on the street that someone failed to break open.

The price on this pie

Sweden is halving the VAT (value-added tax) on food, so all the prices look weirdly specific

Transporting a train on the highway.

Slushie cup that allows you to turn it letting you break the clogged ice

Melted slide at the park

My Fortune Cookies

My incense went full loop, without fracturing

Applebees put my take-out fountain drink Mountain Dew in a sealed can

This line of flowers growing in the street

The Gojo dispenser at work leaks a single drop every time it’s used and is forming a stalagmite on the pipe below it.

One Spongebob didn't get printed so now he has sunglasses

Looked under my couch for a dog toy and discovered it’s my couch’s ten year old birthday.

My lung cancer tumour and unilateral gyno.

Someone paid money to do this Jared Leto Joker motif to their car.

The way these dome lights burnt out makes them look like marbles