I was given this “Soulja boy” dollar at work today

Someone threw out their old playboy mags at my complex

I accidentally dunked my sleeve in some water, which, apparently, had salt in it. This is what it looked like the next day:

Piece of jawbone fell out, screw marks from failed implant

The bruising on my arm after a blood test doesn’t include the injection site.

This road in Vietnam goes over the bedrock

I am the second person to check out this book, 15 years later

My newborn son has a swirly belly button

My earplugs look like little snails with hats.

Banana with ALL Allergens

My Mum Kept This 1995 Batman Forever Glass Mug From McDonald’s

This bird spent over 12 hours fighting his reflection in car mirrors

Full mains electricity sockets next to every seat on this bus

My cat has a whisker growing out its head

The collection of religious symbols in this hospital chapel

I unintentionally tooks two photos on the same date, hour and minute, 1 yr apart

The hospital I'm at has a built in poop knife in its toilets

Trash looks like a face. It startled me

Caught this out of the corner of my eye on my bathroom counter

this censored version of 1984