I found my lamp while watching tv

The amount of beer 2 college guys were buying at Costco

Blue stone in my ring turns red under UV light

My excedrin tabs crystallised in the case I keep them in.

The expiration date of my honey is 3442

Accidentally remade the Exorcist poster with our skeleton yard ornament

BEFORE: one week of not cleaning my phone. AFTER: sanitising with just basic hand sanitiser.

Target sells Oat Milk Slices

The seatbelts in our row of an A220 Airbus aeroplane have airbags in them.

This balloon that's lost colour over the years

At Fan Expos there are Costume hospitals in case pieces of people's Cosplay come loose or break off

The wear pattern on this soda machine showing which drinks are most popular

The water coming out of our faucet is kind of blue

I'm 61--I got these bed sheets from Sears when I was 14

The weird, boogery way the road slush froze on my car today

Saw a Swedish police car with Pennsylvania plates in SW Florida

My lower legs don’t grow any hair

Mini orange inside of a normal orange

My energy drink is a Maths cheat sheet

The toilet cubicle in this restaurant is a huge egg.