This is a Black Diamond apple, from the mountains of Tibet

Someone owns a Jurassic Park suv and drives it around regularly in my town.

A little bird landed and hung out on my shoulder today.

Tabs used to identify which computers wouldn’t explode at midnight Dec 31st 1999

I got 14 in my box of a dozen doughnuts.

I'm a 5'10" man who wears size 3 shoes. I might have some of the smallest feet for a fully grown man in the world.

Frozen pizza looks exactly has advertised on the box

This Eagle struck me a pose on the top floor of a mall.

The dog chewed a hole in the doormat, then somehow got his entire body through it. Came home to him running around wearing it like a skirt.

Cut open an avocado to find that it's stock photo worthy

An ibis wearing a Channel 7 employ tag.

The reflection of my Coke can on the table

Courtesy of Raynaud's Disease; my "winter is coming" wake up call.

I peeled a fresh egg without ripping the membrane

This is what two sides of the same eucalyptus tree on a golf course look like.

This adapter turns the cassette deck in an old car into a Bluetooth audio receiver

This piece of brick wall that broke off and was shaped by the river

My county is replacing this stop sign with a slightly taller stop sign that isn’t ready to be revealed yet.

My cat had a cyst removed and came home in a wife beater

My dog likes to sleep on the backs of furniture rather than how the furniture is supposed to be used.

A Covid testing center in Austria