The centerfold on my notebook has weird lines

My pumpkin aged like a perky grandma.

Soda cans at our store with the Ghostbusters sign

My substitute teacher was a football player who won the Super Bowl (Tommy Streeter)

My puppy has a heart on his belly

The way my printer screwed up this photo of an empty window frame

My left hand has a birth deformity

This cloud I photographed from a commercial flight that is creating a massive shadow

The absolute size of this pufferball mushroom my dad found in the woods.

Round light to angular shadow

These frog tracks on my windshield

Halloween decorations on this spider statue a local pest control bought for the front.

Im literally the only person at my local premier of ‘Joker’.

At the end of every day, Costco soaks their entire butcher shop in antibacterial soak from floor to ceiling

One of my coworker’s eyes is half brown/half blue.

This lowercase stop sign

Removed concrete for plumbing in basement, found this 55yo coke bottle underneath, not broken!

This bowl in my sink looks like the cosmos

Didnt know my phone had long exposure, tried it out on my flight tonight.

These giant Pringles cans in Italy