Every dandelion in the shade is still yellow, every dandelion under the sun is a puffball.

I once got 500 pounds (~230kg) of okra from a single seed packet

My sister slapped me so hard you can see the bones in her fingers.

This artwork in a Mexican restaurant

My Hot Wheels Porsche has a stethoscope in the trunk.

Found a Ultramarine pill bug today.

This oddly high definition picture of my Great-Great-Grandfather, estimated sometime between 1930 and 1940

Found an old Gatorade bottle, made from glass

I took a picture that looks like a painting

I built a Da Vinci bridge in my backyard

my incense curled into a double loop today

This car has to go in reverse through the drive-thru in America.

This chocolate “chip” in my Special K cereal

My iPhone took this floating flower picture today.

This rock looks exactly like a potato.

I own a crisp 100 dollar bill from 1934 along with a letter from the Secret service requesting it be destroyed.

Took a picture of a flying squirrel and it looks like it’s hanging itself with Christmas lights

An Orange I mummified in school 15 years ago.

This little bug managed to impale himself on a cactus.

I got to open up both a new peanut butter and jelly jar at the same time to make a sandwich because I ran out of both with the last one.