My backyard is a popular deer hangout spot

My popcorn popped so hard it went through the bag

Two of the same bears except one has been snuggled for 24 years straight.

Burned my thumb at work by touching a very hot screw head

My Dad upgraded the bathroom: 100 year old outhouse now has satellite tv

A ram when it's horns haven't curled around

My 14 years old well worn toy compared to a new one found from second hand shop.

The way these two separate sheets of cellophane aligned when I dropped them

From years of use the seat belt in my car has slowly cut through the plastic panel.

The way they incorporated a charitable donation option into the menu in the Steak House I was just at.

This is my Periodic Table of Elements with actual elements!

My house key is in the shape of a house.

The way this marshmallow crisped up

My fortune cookie is telling me to kill two people.

My cornetto (drumstick) got packaged without an actual cone.

I forgot a cup of coffee on my desk while on vacation, you can count the days on the inside of the cup

This hand washing sign in a local restaurant uses the intro to Law & Order to guide you through the steps

Accidentally created a porcupine by pouring instant coffee over an Americano.

My pet tortoise smiled at me

The code for the free airport breastpump room is 8008 aka “boob”