My dad grew these very small tomatoes

“Chore contract” my mom had me sign when I was 15

I bought a bag of Starbursts and every pack of them was just the pinks

Dog in the drain

I found a Megladon tooth today.

Found an old prescription in my family home’s bathroom closet

These animal crackers came out of the bag having sex

This sign posted in the women’s bathroom at my local bar

The holes in this propane locker are shaped like little propane tanks

i ordered a happy sad octopus, both sides came sad,

Glare from the sun aligning with the Supertree

Dinosaur skin imprint

My egg ended up in the perfect shape for the croissant.

This pic I took kinda looks like something out of an anime

Found a kar98 bajonet while cleaning out grandparents house.

The way the railing’s shadow divided up the colours of the rainbow reflection on my stairs

A friend of mine has bathroom art for their cat

This massive puffball mushroom.

My saltines are the same size as the tile on my kitchen counter

My wife’s ice cream didn’t have any Reese’s in it, so Breyers sent her two free coupons