After using this stapler for 6 years, I dropped it to reveal a secret cache of more staples

Dystopian sticker found on the handle of a supermarket trolley

Had some company last night while smoking on my balcony.

I got my Switch working with my 80s tv

The way my staples held form when I flipped the cup I have been collecting them in.

Laser hits drink at the right time

The “W” is worn away on this bathroom sign, but “No men” also works

My rug looks like a giant version of my napkin

My new bedsheets have pockets!

This supermarket door has every directional arrow on it

This Waffle House sign only lost its consonants.

My coffee this morning looking like a portal to the abyss

Saw a super rare white squirrel while driving the other day.

My wood glue has a built-in cap holder, so you won't lose it

My Buddha’s temple succulent has grown into a Sandworm

I got a cramp in the side of my hand, and you can actually see it.

I went to a country that’s not technically a country and they use plastic chips for money

Watched a crimson rose caterpillar metamorphosize to a butterfly.

These two people I met wearing IKEA bags as clothes

This drawing of a fictional metro area that I finally finished