Found a heart in my Onion

A half red/half pink rose.

This leaf looks like a flame

My cut pepper looks like it has teeth

the underside of a floorboard we found when doing demo on a house

My buddy finding a human jawbone while fly fishing this fall.

This crane near my work was illuminated like this on a foggy morning

This spinach tells you the name of the farmer who grew it

I lost 170 lbs, then had 9lbs of excess skin removed. My scars make me look like an IRL Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

The mark from my water glass made a perfect pumpkin

My neighbor's house. Giant Trump flag stapled to a tree out front, "Biden 2020" scrawled in blue paint onto the window of their daughter's room

What $1.7k of Mexican Cokes looks like (for taco truck)

This CVS in an old bank

My weird but true book from over a decade ago says there will be a full moon on halloween this year.

I found a FIVE-leaf clover

These hanging gloves in London look like Sherlock Holmes

Find some cheap ass whiskey that's got the same name as my username

Buddhist monks get special seats at Thai airports

Some kid at my school dressed up as a FUCKING TANK for Halloween

This dog shadow looks like Donald Trump