Left an eye print in my glasses after I accidentally punched myself

The way the letters on the back of this body wash have become detached from the bottle

My son decided to pick his nose with his thumb during our last ultrasound

It only rained on one side of my street today

This version of Fahrenheit 451 looks burnt.

My bad camera made this picture look like a painting

One of the moles in my eye.

At 45 years old, I finally learned how to ollie

Unintentionally mushroom risotto matches my countertop

A 1GB hard drive that I found while tidying up in my basement, compared to a 4TB SSD nowadays.

This extremely cheap mis-weighed piece of Salmon

My puzzle had an extra identical piece in the box today. Someone’s new puzzle is short one!

PlayStation 2 memory card still packaged

My wife just gave birth to our firstborn, and me and my son both have the same weird genetic abnormality where we have an extra large space between our first and second toes

A beaded choker made for me as gesture of friendship and appreciation by a member of the Mi-Wok Native American Indian tribe from the Central Sierra Nevadas of California

Just Uncle Bernie my wife made

My spiralizer turned this watermelon radish into a magical-looking mushroom

These few perfect snowflakes that fell on my sleeve

My parents have a picture of a bathtub above their bathtub, as if this bathtub one day aspires to be that bathtub

The imprint of me laying face down in the snow looks like it’s actually popping out from the snow.