The pattern of bite marks on my dog’s frisbee after thousands of fetches

This picture of the sky through my binoculars looks like a planet

Taking shots of Crown from a bottle from 1965 found in my Grandma's pantry.

Came across this lovely duck with both female and male colouring.

I have a yellowish bruise, so I turned it into a baby chick

This water spill on my sink looks like a dancing lady in a dress and top hat.

Finishing pens without losing them

A conga line of 28 furry caterpillars I saw this morning.

I had a purplish bruise, so I turned it into a ditto

A seagull somehow managed to shit directly into my GFs ear while she was walking

Squirrel on my back deck riding a horse.

My old man out there turning yet more car parts into lamps

While picking up litter we found this and a dildo

The way this house seems to be watching its neighbors.

This sign on my parent's road.

A reminder for parents to not be assholes

My LH pinky finger has an extra joint crease but no extra joint

Vintage shopping list

The way this tree grew under my awning

Got my bday card a month late cause it was accidentally sent to the IRS