This spider won the lottery

I work in a coal mine and the coal dust does not stick to the scar on my wrist.

That time I found my license plate number neighbor four blocks from my house

Owner of this car ripped off the wife sticker

This stamp on a box of aftermarket car parts I bought.

Some paintings I have created within the last year or so

My wife added watering bulbs. All I see is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

This 117 year-old news paper scrap that had been under the floor boards in my bath room whilst refiting.

I had awake brain surgery last fall. Here’s a pic of my brain, and a pic of me at the same time.

Some of the word choices for this puzzle

Tracks from just-hatched sea turtles

My grocery store has display screens to show you what's in the cooler.

Cigarette box that's been hiding under floor boards for 117 years

I work at a gas station, and for some odd reason someone left a VHS of Dune at one of the pumps.

The hotel I’m staying at has a hatchet above the toilet

My mom has a crab-shaped candy dish that she filled with ibuprofen

A zonohedron sauna I'm building

Today I visited the town of Redditt (Northwestern Ontario, Canada)

This jar of mayonnaise has an expiration date that spells out “mayo.”

Condensation pattern on my car looks like a skull, sadly only realized this after i had drawn a penis on it