My bottle of water decided to unfreeze into the shape of a gentleman’s sausage

This very straight banana I ate

This house looks like it has no backside.

This message stamped on the squeaker inside the stuffed animal my dog just destroyed

One of my potato smileys came with an existential crisis

This restroom graffiti intended to troll people into reading about police domestic abuse

Love this weird door near my home

Found this lab experiment mixed into my crackers

Took my little cousin to the pond, she noticed a duck whose whole body looks like the other ducks' heads.

I bought a tie today and it came with a matching face mask.

Next door neighbours gave us a full bag of lemons this size

Strange. This could be in response to the mask/vax mandates, or to the new abortion laws in Texas.

Ass vs Tits chart at my school

Just moved into a new place and the closet has old Saltillo tiles which are traditionally handmade and dried in fields. Looks like these tiles had some visitors

This shop near my university

This sushi restaurant has tables that simulate traditional Japanese seating while letting you sit normally

This bird shit I found on my walk

X-ray of my bird with an egg

A satisfying tick I wrote to start my day. My usual handwriting is awful.

I've found this heart shaped potato in my garden.