My hands after washing the dishes for 20 minutes

This soy sauce package that came with the sushi

6 years of use vs the brand new replacement

While at Aldi today, I saw these hamburger buns that were missing their bag...but the expiration date was stamped right on the buns.

This is a pencil drawing I did when I was in art school.

This gummy bear monstrosity I just pulled out of a fresh bag.

Went to Walmart. Parked next to a horse.

My dog has a marking much like an upvote on his chest.

These sticky notes come on a mini pallet

This truck I saw outside of a hardware store.

How my tank top straps symmetrically align with my tattoo!

Ordered a donut from Dunkin' Donuts and got SEVEN instead. It is not a wrong order either.

Someone put oogly eyes all over the menu at my local Starbucks.

All 5’ foot 3” of me wearing an XXXXXXL t-shirt.

My wife's Night Blooming Cereus bloomed during the day for the first time in 30 years today

This suggestively shaped snow globe at my grandparents

Pick your lanyard colour at a recent medical convention

Customer was high and put their zip code in place of the tip

Someone put googly eyes on a gas pump

This pepper looks like it’s challenging me to fisticuffs in 1820.