My (non-functional) prosthetic legs wearing mum jeans without me.

$7.11 gas at 7-Eleven

Found a German copy of Faust in a thrift store today. A handwritten inscription says it was found in a German dug-out in the Argonne, November 1918.

My bachelor's degree is signed by Arnold Schwarzenegger

These flags being held up by hockey sticks

Layers of paint on an NYC subway pillar

Her eyes are changing from kitten blue to adult green at different rates

Chick-fil-A employees taking orders in their own personal shelters.

This old school shower that tells you the water temperature

Some guy at the DMV today was wearing a spaghetti strainer on his head.

The auto class at my high school made a ford model t from scratch

Found this in our open-box TV we just bought

My Ritz cracker has a nose

We have white squirrels in our area. No, not albino, they are grey squirrels that have acquired a gene that makes their fur white, but they have normal eyes. It's neat.

This kickstand

My Wife just massacred me with a 167 point word in Scrabble.

My boyfriend's cat frequently sits with all 4 paws aligned.

My airbag went off and now have the VW emblem on my arm.

This SpongeBob sponge holder my brother got that just can't take it anymore

Found some unopened Pokémon cards from 20 years ago while going through my grandparents' stuff