This kitten climbed up in my car and proceeded to somehow hold on for about 30 miles(including going on the interstate) and come out completely unscathed once I parked.
My bathroom sink countertop is cut from real stone and has a fossil on it! Here is a preserved fossil (probably millions of years old) that exists on my countertop.
These people filled their entire shopping cart with rotisserie chickensβlike 25 of them. I couldn't help but ask wtf was happening. They said their mum feeds them to stray cats at Thanksgiving.