These two partially lit signs complete each other

My lotion looks like a cat

This tiny spork to harvest a fecal sample

My dishwasher has a spot specifically for chopsticks.

Today my protein bar smiled at me

You can see where people nap in the breakroom.

My girlfriend marks the hardboiled eggs like this

My grandfather's old Mac still runs today. He passed over 35yrs ago.

An Oddly long fry in my Burger king Doordash order..

My jam is watching me

After 10 years I made it through my Costco cling wrap

Never in my life have I seen this. Been shitting for a good 24 years

The Christmas Moose has arrived. Humans for scale.

The remote to our new Christmas lights has timer options for 6 hrs, 8hrs, and…6,639 hours?

perhaps the most wholesome vandalism I have personally encountered.

This scorpion stung me so I keep his crushed body taped to my office door.

Around 100 AD, someone in Scotland chiseled a massive cock into this ancient brick that fit into the outer wall of a building (likely Roman) (National Museum of Scotland)

My dad has kept his iPhone 4 in immaculate condition

This LensCrafters has a restroom sign with glasses on

A local vaccination clinic has the file name printed on their billboard.