This dish that I ordered that kinda looks like Homer Simpson!

My husband still has his 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Christmas decoration - complete with box

This Taco man

My great grandfather killed a nazi in a fire fight, while also getting shot 3 times in the process. He took this patch off his kill and also was awarded a Purple Heart medal.

This Dennis Rodman bride doll I saw at Half Price Books

Buying two half pies is cheaper than buying a whole pie

A thin necked-bottle of alcohol with a whole pear inside

One of my chickens is overachieving or trying to get my attention for some reason.

Bridge troll

None of the floors in the hotel I am staying at have the number 4 in them

Table I made out of old skateboards in my client's house

The bathroom sink at my uncles house looks like a face with a runny nose.

A little discovery trying to plant a garden bed today

My aunt has a new in the original case ipod nano

This sign in the bathroom of one of the local restaurants

Inmate who created this tribute to Steve Irwin artwork looks like Steve Irwin.

My local 7-11 sets the expired food aside and not in the dumpster so the homeless can take them.

The layer of snow on our table kinda just… fell off?

A vending machine full of crochet materials

This bed in a Hotel that caters to NBA players. 6’1” me for scale.