You can "light" and "extinguish" the flames on the menorah.

This library separates books with red covers for people who don't remember their names.

A drop of crude oil my grandpa got for working 25 years on the Alaska pipeline given to him in 1977

Hubcap after driving in a blizzard

Guy with sneakers and jeans shirt not wearing sneakers or jeans

Suspension bridge my Grandpa built himself

I recently graduated college and was throwing things out. Here's what 4 years of work looks like.

This Twinkie has been on my classroom for 10 years

The house I just moved into has a permanently fitted world map from 1983, printed in West Germany.

the coins I found in a blocked second hand washing machine I bought.

My car rental shows *ground speed*, as if there might be another option.

I'm the first person, this year, to get a cat license in my town

Your sneakers and jeans shirt guy has activated my trap card

This car's trailer is half of the same car

My wife was given a fake $20 from a bank and they refused to take it back.

I bought a 2lb bag of lemon pez

How I have been spending my time during Covid. My latest pencil drawings.

This store sells duck shit tea.

Cleaning out my papers and found this Round Tuit

The people in the back house eat in the Netherlands and sleep in Belgium.