my band-aid is just happy it's doing its job :)

The car has a "car" licence plate, the van has a "van" licence plate

If you ever meet Steve Martin by chance, he gives you a card as proof you met him.

My apartment has a stamp of Saturn on one of the walls

This perfectly circular stone my mom found at the beach this weekend

My fortune cookie was an ad. I do not want this precedent to be set

Fasciated lemon on my tree!

My collection of vintage Bounty Paper Towels.

found an ice dildo

Car parked in underground parking (P3) covered in snow overnight

Every item at this supermarket in Kosovo has a flag for its country of origin

A pike frozen in the ice halfway through eating another fish.

A cafe in Anglesea Victoria, reusing milk cartons as cup trays.

These wrinkles on my finger after I removed a bandaid

While pruning apples at work, i sawed a limb off and found this heart-shaped knot.

The placement of this security camera at a McDonald's

I saw a cow with an extra limb on its hump

I used a bedpan to dig my car out of the snow after a 12 hour shift at the hospital.

No babies on board

Lindor truffle cork: isolated