A customer tried to pay me with this

My family owns the 2nd license plate from Wyoming. The story goes that my great grandpa got an offer from the Lt. Governor to buy it and refused.

I saw stealth bombers while on my way home today

They sell snackable chuncks of cookie dough here in Belgium.

My Muppet Treasure Island DVD that's been in my family for ages, recently signed by Tim Curry

Wire brushed off "la". Now my favorite Pyrex.

This band-aid that I removed from my chemo port after chemotherapy with a blood heart on it. I had Leukemia (ALL)

The way my medication was stuck together when I opened it, it’s not melted or anything, it’s just friction

Pack cheese in Japanese school lunch

Taco Tuesday

My cat scratched me and her nail shed and got stuck in my skin

The buttons that contain the numbers for this door code are significantly faded

The instructions to my TV soundbar mount

Fork at the Eiffel Tower is the Eiffel Tower.

The very aesthetic way this bulb burnt out.

The back of my dog looks like an old man with a mustache

Cranium at my grandma's house hasn't been played in so long that the clay formed a perfect salt cube

This tomato paste cup that you can use as a regular glass after.

These bubbles in shape of the spoon

The sun's reflection on the inside of my ring