Installing Halo Detectors that detect Vape vapor, thc particles, and specific code words that alert the party.

Got given a measuring tape without measurements

My junk mail in Ohio

This pool I saw today that has been turned into a giant planter

My FIL's dog chews up shoes and TV remotes any chance she gets but has had this licorice for 4 days and has yet to chew it up

Slips matched the Airbnb rug

My mother made a framed sheet to help me do laundry more.

Found a folded over cracker in a box of Ritz crackers

Comic Sans used for a police slogan in Orlando Florida.

This Dominos has a step so kids can watch pizza being made.

Ridiculous Amazon shipping

The supermarket I'm in puts an anti-theft device on every energy drink

Bread flavoured soft drink. It tasted like bread.

This pot has permanent macaroni outlines. They don't wash away.

Today my brother turned 22 on 02.02.2022

Today was twosday

This book I ordered from Amazon was printed two days ago

You can tell the era my thrifted computer bag was made by the matching iPod case that came with it

My brother asked for a braid during a snowstorm, happy with it how it came out

Walmart Locked Up the Koolaid Packets