The bubbles in this honey look like eyebrows for the bear.

The egg I cracked made a yin yang shape.

This "get fit" parking lot sign

The eclipse seen from a colander

Two of my customers with the same mileage in the same morning.

My girlfriend tried to use the selfie cam to see the solar eclipse, and it projected the eclipse onto her forehead.

The reflection off of windows during the partial eclipse look like alien symbols.

Trying to take a photo of the eclipse without a filter looks like an apocalyptic cupcake

A vending machine at my gym sells water right next to free water

Accidentally took a picture of my legs during the eclipse but if you look in the bottom right, you can still see it in a puddle

this energy drink bought in Italy

This dog in a box on a bike I found in the streets.

Our new fridge came with a note of sounds that are OK

My friend works in solar energy in Denver. He sent me this output chart yesterday showing the effect of the eclipse.

This 7-11 is closed for remodeling, so they set the gas prices to $7.11.

A plant grew around my wind chimes and muted them.

A truck towing a truck towing a truck that is towing a truck

This grammatically incorrect road sign.

I went to the store today and got a penny from 1899 in my change. Went back to see if they had more, got one from 1860.

The shape this melon cracked in after I dropped it