Heterochromatic dog's pupils reflect different colours!

My new toaster has a “gluten free” setting

carrot looks like a dumb snake

Christmas Ornament seen in the Netherlands

Chopsticks from local takeout have United Airlines logo on them

This page from my son’s book only rhymes if you say it with an Australian accent

I got a battery that basically says not to use it any way.

Car labeled mobile nerf parties

Two politicians with the same name ( different political parties) and kinda look similar

My friends Japanese soap dispenser gives soap in a paw shape

My smoothie is exact same shade of pink as my wife’s dressing gown

My dad found a bayonnette under our kitchen floor.

Only leaves left are around street light

Ikea included this thing with their furniture packages so you don’t smash your fingers while assembling it

Orange light at the bar made yellow UNO cards invisible, we couldn’t play lol

The hole in my jaw after removing a wisdom tooth

My fake Halloween spiderwebs caught a fly

How much the paint is scuffed from the keychains hitting the panel at my university.

My brother looks invisible in this photo I took of him

I burned my back tattoo with a chainsaw muffler, and the blister that popped reveals the more vibrant ink under the injured skin layer