My smoothie is exact same shade of pink as my wife’s dressing gown

My dad found a bayonnette under our kitchen floor.

Only leaves left are around street light

Ikea included this thing with their furniture packages so you don’t smash your fingers while assembling it

Orange light at the bar made yellow UNO cards invisible, we couldn’t play lol

The hole in my jaw after removing a wisdom tooth

My fake Halloween spiderwebs caught a fly

How much the paint is scuffed from the keychains hitting the panel at my university.

My brother looks invisible in this photo I took of him

I burned my back tattoo with a chainsaw muffler, and the blister that popped reveals the more vibrant ink under the injured skin layer

This Georgian globe was assembled incorrectly

There’s a full size copier in the library toilet.

The last digit of my passport has a star in it!

This picture in my doctor's waiting room is setting the tone

My bread loaf from the store contains two bread loaves baked on top of each other

The seams in my dress don't match

These cookies come in a container that is designed to be a sewing box after all the cookies are eaten.

Heavy rainstorm heading over the city

I stumbled across the last open Blockbuster in the world (Bend, OR)

The main tourist attraction in my city is a rock formation that looks like a bird.