My onion has two layers of skin

Found a Dorito that consisted of only seasoning

I can touch my pinky and ring finger to my wrist

A vending machine for mystery unclaimed packages

They added new handles to the shopping carts at my local grocery store.

Sometime in the last couple months my 7y/o phone battery expanded

Chestnuts apparently can literally explode in your oven. This is the result of 1 chestnut

Missing person report on german juice packaging

Thinly sliced green apple

My wife pre-portions mayo for each bite of her fish fingers

Local Thai place closed on Tuesday due to reasons

How my 6 year old son mounted the toilet paper

I was sitting cross legged in the car and my toes left an imprint on my calf

I dropped a $5 note on my kitchen counter and it landed perfectly upright

A “Reverse ATM” in a cashless stadium

I broke my wrist and my hand became quite bruised.

Apple store looks like a MacBook from above

My dog grows a Mohawk when she gets scared

This sex work card from Poland from about 15 years ago making it clear that condoms are not required to non-polish speakers

Shower gel - do not put in engines