My work elevator has these buttons for disabled accessibility.

Lickable wrapping paper by KFC

This old leather jacket has a pocket for your portable CD player

The colour of freshly pressed olive oil

I soaked a gummy bear in water overnight and created a mega gummy bear

The box my soap came in specifies that it’s not from France and that it’s NOT for clowns.

A ring of glass came off my Coke bottle along with the cap

This rock was decorated to look even more like a T-Rex Skull

I have a single strand of golden hair on my face

I let my fridge defrost overnight and the door changed colour.

My dog and I have the same hair

My mum's letter opener is apparently a shank she confiscated from a kid 10 years ago

This no parking sign threatens to post a no parking sign if you park in the no parking area.

My hotel in Munich plays music from the bar in the bathroom

This handsoap has (what looks like) Braille which is only noticeable with UV. I can't feel a difference.

In my hometown, someone put up Slenderman for Christmas

Image not found on my innocent smoothie

The frost I scraped off my car looks like fabric

I found a sushi place called "Pearl Harbor"

My movie was delivered with the security box never removed