The part of the banana touching the avocado spoiled

Mice ate my candle

I opened up my pill and there were two tablets inside it

My hotel has the safe key chained to it

Car insurance updated my policy. I’m not covered if I use my car for war

Floor delaminates where perfume is tested

I have a patch of smooth skin on an otherwise hairy leg from where I carry my phone/wallet in my pocket.

A Brewery I was in had a VMA

Saw a cyber tuck and a model t next to each other in traffic today.

Got zapped while cleaning my phone with alcohol wipe and that spot bled

my fully intact onion rings came interlinked

My father in law printed a menu for our at home meal

My parents’ Christmas tree is 25 years old, still using the same box it came with

Hair dryer made in Yugoslavia, still works

Japanese wooden sandals hanging from a power line.

Hole for Newts at the train station

This remote’s keypad goes past 9

A person in a nearby town has a powerful homemade laser pointing into the sky

This McDonald's moved into containers temporarily while the original building was under maintenance

This kids Firetruck has different stickers to show the appropriate emergency number with 112 stamped